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Toilet paper WTF?

Discussion in 'Everything Else (off topic)' started by Jack Straw, Mar 31, 2020.

  1. yooperdave

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  3. amateur cutter

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    From what I've heard, it's hit or miss around here still. I stocked up when I heard about a shortage somewhere, Seattle maybe? Anyway, we're good for a couple months at least. By the time they're done printing money it'll be cheaper to wipe with dollar bills anyway.
     
  4. billb3

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    Use Canadian money. You can wash it and re-use it.
     
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    Hey gramps had farm with 7 children they had a 3 seat outhouse.. I heard from a reliable source middle seat was warmest in winter:faint:
     
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    Only trouble is, you have to check the height of the cone that freezes in place before you sit. :picard:
     
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    That sounds like the voice of experience to me...:whistle:
     
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    Craps is not a card game, but rather a dice game, right? :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Well, that's a cribbage board. I'm a-guessing the young Lady is named Peg. :cool:
     
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    I don't get the whole toilet paper hoarding thing. As a guy, I don't need the stuff very often. If I run out, just plan that part of your day around shower time...that got me through 12 days of not being able to use my right hand after some surgery a few years back! Didn't know my left hand was as dumb as it is! Haha
     
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    It's a basic need and commodity in a civilized society. It's one of the first commodities taught to need beyond sustenance as a child. It's cheap - like firewood. The media uses those exaggerated photos of empty shelves to sell ad space. Those photos look like there will never be TP again. It's a visual control thing that advertisers have used to make you buy their products and propaganda since print and video have been supported by advertising. It's both cultural and media driven. Some can't be out of beer, some can't be out of firewood, some can't be out of TP. Plus, women use it all day long. Guys once a day at most. Half of us need it a lot more than the other half. The other 56 genders I'm not sure of.
     
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    We'll see who is into the hoarding when they jack the price up to $2.00 a lineal foot...................................... and you know they will.....................:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    damm, that's $12.00 a poop for me!!
     
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    Chits getting real now, huh B? :eek: :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Yeah, I knew that, but it's all in the set up..;)

    I mean in cribbage, you don't want your opponent to go on a run. With this side by side outhouse, you don't want any kind of run.:rofl: :lol: