Toilet paper WTF?

Soon we won’t have any problems staying 6’ apart!

 

by default or government design

 

We use single ply, due to septic system.

if we were to get double-ply, we'd use one ply at a time.

Shelves are empty. We buy a big pkg at BJ'S, twice a yr.

We use about a roll a week. Should be okay or a while.

I've read that if you start to run short, to refold the paper after use, and you can wipe again. I've not start to run short.

 

How many rolls are in your inventory?

I guess this would be Backwoods Savage 's fault for not drilling it into your head about being three years ahead on your TP.

 

Well, when and if this ends things are gonna change here!

 

He wipes vertically, I guess!

 

Probably sitting down, too.

 

You could always poop on your space toilet, Frank Zappa did!

 

Here you go Jack Straw...........................................

 

Ok, no TP at the local Piggly wiggly today. We're still fine, but I'm glad I got 2 individual rolls ( that was the limit) last week. We still haven't broken into the 4 pack of 1000 sheet single ply that I bought the week before.

I just find it crazy that they can't get it stocked here.

 

None to be had for 6 weeks, we still have a few weeks worth before I get serious hoarder.

 

Look at he bright side.
Spring is here and leaves are nice and soft , better than late fall with nothing but dried up oak leaves.

 

That brings a new meaning to the game corn-hole

 

I was at one of my dealers last week and he put it in perfect terms...”China virus doesn’t give you the chits, if you chit that bad over a couple weeks you got much bigger problems “. About pizzeria myself hearing mom say that the way he did.

 

A Three Hole'r.....must have a large family!

 

and here I thought the two outside holes were to stand in......................................

 

Who's deal?

 

Gives a whole new meaning to ace in the hole.