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  1. Woodwhore

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    Cider wood? That's some kind of of expensive stuff. Must be rare and highly sought after, eh?
     
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    2.5 years "seasoned and ready to burn". Logs.
    Yep, the myth continues.
     
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    $2000/cord......stupid is everywhere.
     
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    Im sorry! i had to, They were back to back i feel i am now dumber for having to see those
     
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    I think those prices may rival what Woodshax gets on a per cord basis for his bundles. But his bundles are good quality dry wood available 24 hours a day.
     
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    My thoughts are biased toward the market we have here.
    I can get a whole 20 cord log load for a couple grand or so. Oak, to boot.
    Buying bundles of a few (maybe 6 splits) splits at the gas station or grocery are about $250/ 1/3 cord.
    YMWV
     
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    I feel so much better about myself after reading those two posts. Thanks for the laugh I needed one after getting back to work from almost 2 weeks off.
     
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    Well that’s some Forest Robbery! 1/8 cord-250. Dang.
     
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    It would be cheaper to buy heating oil...
    but... there's a fool born every day...
     
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    Comparatively, in that area, that price might be totally in line with other fuels. Considering the OP though, I'm thinking....not.
    Here......that's not even close.
     
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    "Seasoned... Cut & split to order"...

    :mad:
    Is this completely dishonest or totally ignorant/uneducated?

    :hair:
     
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    Probably both
     
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    That would depend but most likely the most green or gullible of firewood buyer will accept it willingly even it was cut hardly an hour before delivery...
    The stupid part would be who BUYS this bovine sourced excretion.
     
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    If he has a donut tree to go with that cider tree..... count me in:dex:
     
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    I want a donut tree.
    Aaaand a cider tree.
    While we're at it, I'll also need a money tree.
     
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    :makeitrain" Money that grows on trees? The Black Walnut???! :singingintherain:
     
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    HHO for the Manchester,NH area are running anywhere from $2.55 - $2.80/gal based on listings from Oil Prices

    If a cord is $1000 ( hey he discounted 1/8 cord to 1/4 cord, plus my calculator would only go up to $999 /cord)
    that would be a $6.50 equivalent for HHO.
    $250 for a 1/8 cord seems like a rather desperate hope for getting lucky with a romantic fire on a Friday night.

    But if he's finding buyers with fat wallets in this "ravaged" economy - good for him.
    Just hope few are broke desperate to stay warm spending the only pesos they've got.
     
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    A little out of line. LOL
    Saw an ad for a cord of black locust near Boston for $350. That’s more in line for Boston prices. Amherst? Idiot.