True, but as unclefess said you could always burn them. I would suggest doing it when the Mrs. is not around though or youll get Leave a puddle next to the stove and tell the Mrs they melted!
And have sappy snowmen?...I'm not risking it. BTW, the total volume is approx 0.25 cubic feet...or 0.002 of a cord
My turning students first projects are three turned snowmen from firewood. I tell them if they make a mistake, it is now "designer" firewood!