I have roughly 1.5 - 2 cord of split wood that needs stacked. Attractive females only, preferably between 20 and 26 years old. Must work for free...and bring cold beer with you.
A woman into physical labor. I'm thinking you might end up with this. http://unrealitymag.bcmediagroup.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/largemarge.jpg