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Needed: Experienced Wood Stacker

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  1. lukem

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    I have roughly 1.5 - 2 cord of split wood that needs stacked. Attractive females only, preferably between 20 and 26 years old. Must work for free...and bring cold beer with you.

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  2. Stinny

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    You got that dating thing down pat man... :yes: ... they'll be showing up in droves... :drunk:
     
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    I hear you're first resume arrived with a photo....

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  4. Stinny

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    Resume photos required. Remember tho, he needs a stacker... ;)
     
  5. BrianK

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  6. DexterDay

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    Are you looking for hard working??

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    Or classy? ;)

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  7. BrianK

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  9. papadave

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    I was about to apply, until I read your requirements.
    Yeah, not even close, Soooo.........
    Sorry.:)
     
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  10. BrianK

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    Just can't condone the consumption of adult beverages, huh?
     
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    There I fixed it for you
     
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    Yeah, let's go with that.
     
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  13. campinspecter

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    Got it all and don't have to advertise.:thumbs:

    Woodwidow in action!
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    I gotta guess your wife could sort the resumes for you as they arrive.
     
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    You forgot to mention bacon for in the morning
     

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    I thought this thread may get interesting. :popcorn:
     
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    And bocefus was right. I mean, I was right. I mean. Oh, nevermind. :popcorn:
     
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    Ya know MM, thats my gf! Look at my avatar... see anything familiar?
     
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    Oh shut up!




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