If it was half that price is consider one, just think of the look on everyone's face when you pull that out. Priceless
Funny Idea! Reminds me of when we used a small chainsaw to half an elk. Use vegetable oil in the oiler and let your buddy steady the carcass as you cut from the inside with the top of the bar. That way all the bone chips and meat shreds get all over his wool pants instead of your own!