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This guy is a Firewood Cutting Machine...

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  1. Fanatical1

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    I saw this video on YouTube and was thoroughly impressed with this guy.

    What's most impressive, beyond his firewood mega stash, is that he splits it all by hand. Very neat also.


     
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    Saw the same video. He definitely has a passion.
     
  3. papadave

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    I counted somewhere around 25 cords of hardwood. Didn't count the pine.
    Whew......tired just thinking about it.
     
  4. NortheastAl

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    Yeah, that's a lotta farwood.
     
  5. ROBESPIERRE

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  6. papadave

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    So am I.
    Not sure it's due to the vid though..........:wacky:
     
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    We should contact this guy to our 3000th member?

    Holy moly rocky!!!
     
  9. Gary_602z

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    I commented FHC on his you tube account
     
  11. Ralphie Boy

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    Try as I may, my stacks don't, and never will, look that neat. And I don't cut that straight either. I do split everything by hand, 12+ cord on hand now, so you'd think I'd have a body women would pay to touch. But noooo! I still look like the Pillsbury Doughboy's older brother! I guess I'm just an under achiever! :tears:
     
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    Count him as member 3000, 3001, 3002 and 3003, he does enough work for 4 people!
     
  13. RobGuru

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    As a fellow hand splitter, gotta say dats slotta :woodsign:

    Only starting cord #12 here.
     
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    That's funny stuff. Been through close to 11-12 cords hand split and feel the same way!!
     
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    Chuck Norris's brother:D
     
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    I split 98.6% of all my wood by hand also. Not many of my cuts are straight either, as I'm scrounging most of the time, and don't have access to nice straight growing forest grown trees!!!! I'm sitting on about 7-8 cords now..............but looking for more. I'm the opposite of you..................I weigh less than I did in high school, can fit into old high school stuff..................but my feet have grown a size since high school.
     
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    :jaw::bug:He is the king of firewood!o_O
     
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    Like how he has some by the road. Just in case you need some on your way home.
     
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    I've got doubts that he splits all by axe. I didn't see any witness marks from failed axe hits on any of the splits.

    That said, it's very impressive the amount and organization of his stacks.:yes:
     
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  20. Backwoods Savage

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    Without going back to the video, I think he said using splitting maul and not axe. Seems there is one in the video too.
     
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