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Super Bread

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    SKEETER McCLUSKEY

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    Bought this last April it's been sitting on a snap-on tool cart in my shop since then...i check on it daily....no mold,still supple like my old lady's breasts plus it has welding spatter holes all over it!!!,it will be a year old here soon and I'm purty sure it'll make it. 20180114_151610.jpg
     
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    its like a fine wine....im not gonna crack it open til this april
     
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    Kinda like the ice cream that doesn't melt. I should go but some & leave it in a bowl on the counter for a few weeks to show it didn't melt.

     
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    Also, you should tell your 'ol lady to wear a shirt while your welding. Safety first. :whistle:
     
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    Supple. :picard:Thank gah your breahd ain’t MOIST.
     
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    So even mold and bacteria don’t want to eat that “healthy” whole grain stuff!
     
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    Well being whole grain it should have at least sprouted. Obviously you haven't watered it enough and not enough sunlight.:)

    Gary
     
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    That, and mmmmm yum preservatives.

    That's downright scary, where was it made, in Fukushima?

    You couldn't pay me to eat that bread.
     
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    There has to be nothing that can be classified as food in that bread if it won’t even mold. And I used to think it was good bread.
     
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    o_OThis is why I bake my own. Haven't bought store bread for over 15 years.
     
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    First ingredient on the label preservatives? lmao.

    I once found a bag of hostess powdered mini donuts in the bottom of the deer camp munchies tote. The expired date was 13 months old. They looked new, smelled new, felt new. I couldnt bring myself to taste them. That was also the last time I bought them. :confused:
     
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    It isn't always the pre-packaged stuff. I have most of a loaf of sliced jewish rye bread that has been sitting in a bag in the back of my refrigerator for most of a year. I can't bring myself to eat it but it isn't blue and fuzzy yet either. It was from a local bakery and doesn't have anything weird in it.
     
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    I love that bread, mostly because I'm the only one in the house that eats bread and it doesn't go bad by the time I use it up, I'm a 12 grain guy though
     
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    bread package has yet to be opened,......it may be green and dusty inside i dont know....its just the outside with the crust is still fine....maybe ill buster open early.
     
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    you should eat it
     
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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    No, but I'll make you a deal - you're not too far away down in the Berzerkshires, so I'll bring you my loaf and you can put it next to your loaf and I bet they like each other and start producing spores. o_O
     
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    that would be sporealating
     
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