Ridonkulous..... I thought you said another time those streaks were located in one particular region on your jeans?......
Wow... What are they going to think of next... $425 to make it appear that you earned those marks....
Gotta provide something for those lumbersexuals (or whatever they're called.....posers/wanna bes?) to toughen them up a bit, no?
Its cool to look like you work, even though you do not actually work. People who actually work can not afford to buy $425 jeans
I wonder how they get those jeans soiled like that? I know they give them to people who actually work for a living! Get them back and sell them to non workers for a crazy amount of money that want to look like they bust their rear for a living!
Geez, when my $8.99 RKO jeans look like that I hafta strip down in the garage. And then they get a "pre-wash" with the garden hose... EDIT: guess I should explain "$8.99 RKO jeans". We have a Rural King of Ohio store nearby that sells $8.99 jeans (regular price!) many people buy them for work pants. Hmm...I'm seein a business opportunity here...
Details & Care Heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that's seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you're not afraid to get down and dirty. I thought this was fake, but it's not. Could probably charge a little more for a Skoal ring in the back pocket. I should come out with my own line of jeans. They would say things like: I just cut firewood I just changed my oil I just mowed and trimmed my lawn I just poured concrete I just gutted an animal I just went muddin' on my quad
Now I can quit washing my pants and still look cool. Who knew? Except, I can do it for about $10 at Wally's, and a few days (or less) of actual work.
“The Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans aren’t pants,” he said, “They’re not even fashion. They’re a costume for wealthy people who see work as ironic – not iconic.” Mile Rowe from Dirty Jobs on Discovery network
Wonder if they'd be worth even more if they looked like they were through an unfortunate shart accident?
So is this mud/dirt "painted" or maybe printed on? Can't be real...these posers would never be caught wearing pants that were actually dirty... Plus if it were real mud it would fall off after it dried out...maybe could send back as defective then...
