Once You Go Lumberjack

Just got this text!

Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by Jack Straw, Nov 10, 2019.

  1. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw

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    My dad's cutting wood. He's Pocket dialed me about 12 times in five minutes. You can call him so he calls you instead. All I hear is dam saw you gave him
     
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    I did that to a neighbor recently.
    Smart fones my azz...:picard:
    :rofl: :lol:
     
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  3. buZZsaw BRAD

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    you mean you dont have a running chain saw as your ring tone???!!!:eek:
     
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    you mean you dont have a running chain saw as your ring tone!:eek:

    :D
     
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    :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Noooooooo.......... there's nothing wrong with us :saw:. :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Delusions of grandeur is normal-ish, right? :dex::D
     
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  12. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Ms. buZZsaw has confirmed im nuts. Didnt use the saw for any wood cutting today but burned thru a tank of gas trying to play "jingle saws"! Tried to play "deck the saws" with no success either!
    If i get it ported will it help?
     
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    Maybe they spliced together different pitched saws? The barking dog jingle bells isn't all the same dog.
     
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    Yes!
    :whistle:
     
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    Try it!
    Even if it doesn't, you'll have a ported saw. FTW!
     
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    Everyone that ports saws likes how you think.
     
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    :rofl: :lol:... a true firewood hordah right theya... ayuh... :yes::D
     
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    I have grand delusions, but only when my meds run out!
     
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    Yeah, my phone FaceTime the group for the girls who help me cut wood. They never sad what they heard but they had about a half hour of me kicking around in the woods
     
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    I butt dialed 911 while brush hogging the field at the wood lot. I'll tell you that they try to call you back. I'll also tell you if you don't hear/ feel the phone ring/vibrate, that they come out to your location to check to make sure there's no emergency.

    I don't even know how it was possible with fingerprint scanner, face ID, or you have to enter a code to unlock my phone, but it happened. My phone was in a pocket.

    Cop was really nice. He was relieved that nobody was hurt. I apologized profusely. He was simply happy everything was all good. He says it happens all the time now. He said the iPhones are super easy to accidentally call 911. Less so with Android's, but mines an Android.

    I told him I probably needed a break for a few minutes anyways, so it was probably divine intervention.:)