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Home made soft pretzels

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  1. Well Seasoned

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    This is a first for me, liquids, active yeast, flour, proofing, cutting, rolling, twisting, boiling, and finally baking. A pita imo, but they are done, some fell apart pulling from the boil, cooling now, taste test imminent........

    ugly little fellas huh? :emb:



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    I'll admit they don't look too pretty...but how'd they taste?

    I never bake. Too mich measuring for me. So tip fo the hat to you, sir!
     
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    Beauty is only pretzel knot deep, whats on the inside is what matters.
     
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    Wow....now that's deep Jim.....:rofl: :lol:
    :thumbs:

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    Uhhhh, no WS- they're beeeeeUtiful :thumbs: :D

    :whistle:
    :rofl: :lol:
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    Surely they were TASTY:yes:
     
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    I'm sure you ate the evidence. Baking is a real intricate process.

    My wife, who's a great cook, has finally started baking more than the simplest of recipes.

    I've eaten a lot of evidence:whistle:
     
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    Are you saying WS is ...... an unruly pretzel?:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
    D.A.C.
     
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    Lol.

    I fixed it for YouTube.













    Lol, on porpoise of chorus.





    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:

    You're a real funny guy.... Goodfella's style:whistle::rofl: :lol:
     
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    :)

    They were delicious. I was actually playing jeopardy while making these. I won 6 to 5 against Dawn. :yes:

    The water was boiling to hard while dipping a pretzel. Once i turned down the water, they setup for 30 seconds the rest were good.

    Edit, after reading JIMBETHYNAME's post, i forgot to twist the middle!
     
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    So did y'all whistle the Jeopardy music while waiting for the oven timer to go off?
    :whistle:
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    Think they're ugly now?? Just wait till later!!

    I bet they taste great---hot and fresh!
     
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    Sometimes....:eek:

    Won't check how the end product "results" but they were yummy! :yes:
     
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    Did you use baking soda or lye in the water? I've boiled them in plain water and thought they were fine, just not as purty.
     
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    Hum, Don't give up your day job! :whistle:
     
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    Lol, in other words, "your pretzels look like chit!":rofl: :lol:
     
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    We made these about 3 years ago, as a German representative food for my kid's pre-K world culture week. Both came out awesome.

    The pretzels are a bit time consuming with all the steps, but they were really good. A good "stuck in the house" thing to make.
     
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    I made a batch a few years ago, and they looked only slightly better. Tasted good.
    Think I'll stick with bread.
     
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    I made some a few years ago. The wood splinters gave em a nice crunch. Nightmare. :picard:

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    Please post the recipe so I can avoid it....and if there ain't no twist it ain't no pretzel---no amount of mustard will take care of those:rofl: :lol: