I drove by a nude beach once. Saw a man carrying two mugs of coffee in each hand and 6 doughnuts! True story!
Loosen up people (hoarders) I lived in the the no clothes zone 4 days on the sailboat moored off stock island Florida ...theres nothing like the "bare essentials". Of course back in OHIO i have to find another like minded mate to have serious conversations with (clothes optional) as I'm a single hoarder again....