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What??....no e mail address !!!!!

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  1. rottiman

    rottiman

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    An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids.


    He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an
    aptitude test.

    The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum
    wage of $9.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can
    get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the
    forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first
    day."

    Taken back, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a
    computer nor an e-mail address.

    To this the manager replies, "You must understand that to a company
    like ours that means that you virtually do not exist. Without an
    e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by a high-tech
    firm. Good day."

    Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in
    his wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling
    25 lb. crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate, carries it
    to a busy corner and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he
    sells all the tomatoes and makes 100% profit. Repeating the process
    several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 and arrives
    home that night with several bags of groceries for his family.

    During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next
    day. By the end of the week he is getting up early every day and
    working into the night. He multiplies his profits quickly.

    Early in the second week he acquires a cart to transport several boxes
    of tomatoes at a time, but before a month is up he sells the cart to
    buy a broken-down pickup truck

    At the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left
    their neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato business, his
    wife is buying the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses
    at the community college so she can keep books for him.

    By the end of the second year he has a dozen very nice used trucks and
    employs fifteen previously unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. He
    continues to work hard.

    Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of nice
    trucks and a warehouse that his wife supervises, plus two tomato farms
    that the boys manage. The tomato company's payroll has put hundreds of
    homeless and jobless people to work. His daughter reports that the
    business grossed over one million dollars.

    Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance.

    Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to
    fit his new circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail
    address in order to send the final documents electronically.

    When the man replies that he doesn't have time to mess with a computer
    and has no e-mail address, the insurance man is stunned, "What, you
    don't have e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think where you
    would be today if you'd had all of that five years ago!"

    "Ha!" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five years ago I would be
    sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $9.35 an hour."

    Which brings us to the moral of the story:

    Since you got this story by e-mail, you're probably closer to being a
    janitor than a millionaire.

    Sadly, I received it also.
     
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  2. yooperdave

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    Well, I feel a whole he!! of a lot better now!

    Glad I retired when I did!
     
  3. Knothead

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    Sounds like a "Catch 22":D
     
  4. DaveGunter

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  5. yooperdave

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    Oh no...… you didn't just go there, did you?

    Guess you did!
     
  6. Jack Straw

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    I was a custodian 6 months ago! That’s a great lesson, so many of us don’t consider being entrepreneurs. It’s really sad.