So Katie informed me she broke (2) nails while swinging the combination Vulcan axe-maul while making some kindling out of some spruce rounds. Not the kind of nails that puts a house together mind you, but rather red lacquered nails found on the ends of her dainty fingers. This kind of behavior demands a poll. Feel free to add any other potential poll result as this is all in fun!
From my experience with wimmen I say it allllllll depends on Katie. Was she mad? If so, a prudent husband would choose #1 or #6. Was she resigned? If so #3, #4, or #5 would be appropriate.
Oh no, Katie does not get mad. In all the years we have been married I have seen her get mad twice, once saying a bad word. My ex-wife was taking us to court...again...and Katie had taken the court document, and called her a bad name. I was SHOCKED, but Katie was so mad. The other time was with me in the only fight we ever had. We had just married and I felt she was treating her daughter with favoritism, and mine not so much. That ultimatly ended in #6, which makes me almost wish we fought more so we could make up!!
We have a saying here: Maine, where the men are men, and the woman are too! Of course that only begs the question; How do you tell the Maine woman apart from the moose? The women here wear plaid! How do I dare say all this? Well Katie is from new Hampshire of course. After having two Maine wives, I figured I should probably import the third.
Quite the flock of Lucinda's there (Paul Bunyon's girlfriend). Where were they when I was available? Okay, so it was only 54 days between Wife #2 and Katie, but still I don't see any wedding bands on their fingers. They look good in plaid though!
