The loading area at lowes is almost as good of a spot to people watch as the boat ramp. Given enough time, one will see just how stupid some people are and you will lose weight lol'ing.
should somebody explain the delivery part of the plan to him.. but I've done similar 2 feet out of hatchback
I saw a guy trying to haul a full pallet of asphalt shingles in a S10 out of the lumber yard once. He made it out if the yard....but not the parking lot.
There were only 5 boats on this huge lake the first time we tried to dock the new boat (its a VERY big boat) with just me and him. After watching my attempts to back up the trailer, then WWW trying to get the beast on badly angled trailer, then my attempt to crank it in, the other 4 boats were literally lined up for the comedy LOL'ing at us