Hopping Mad......

Just up the street, "Grandma these chocolate bullets on the floor in my room taste funny"

 

You keep those over there, we have enough nuisance bears to contend with

 

That is only a little one. It is the 6 footers you have gotta watch out for.
Buggers are in plague proportion and stand on the side of the road at night. Just as you drive past they hop out into the light and BAM.

Hit 3 over the years, make a damm mess of the car.
Dumbest animals in the world.

 

When we hit deer over here, we tag em and eat em. What do those taste like? lol kap

 

THe meat is super lean, as you would expect for an idiot animal that hops around everywhere.
THe meat heads in one of two directions;
1) Petfood.
2) Hoity toity upmarket hipster restaurants in the big smoke.

The closest plebs like us get to it is if we buy kanga bangas (sausages to you Yanks I spose) from the supermarket. Have tried em, nothing special. Would much prefer venison.

 

3) McDonalds McRib sandwiches

 

It's all just food..... If you were hungry enough....

 

I'm going to show my youth.

Every time I hear "Wallaby" I think of the show Rocco's Modern Life from nichelodeon in the early 90s.

 

Good to see your cool avitar again Bob.