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Things I have always wondered about!

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  1. wildwest

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    dying from laughter here :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Nope, she left her bottoms down!!:D
     
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    I wonder why MightyWhitey wonders about so many hilarious things :rofl: :lol:
     
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    I just tend to think about things illiterately!!!! And then make fun of them!!!!:rofl: :lol::faint::eek::D
     
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    I was just informed that splitting wood in -3* steam is visible.
     
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    No, they go "chunky dunkin"!

    If the opposite of pro is con, whats the opposite of progress?
     
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    BS........................I was splitting in -10*F and lower here in "The Peoples Republic of Illinois", last winter and never saw that. I was splitting hard maple and box elder mostly.
     
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    ...you weren't payin' attention then....or.... you didn't have Mexican the night before.
     
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    probably some thing like " Oh God, I'm soooooo in love...................shes a goddess, I'm so lucky........pass me another beer................:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol: Here hold my beer and watch this...:banana::banana:
     
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    ....and "She's perfect! I could spend the rest of my life with her! I will never even look at another woman!"
     
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    Maybe the beer had something to do with it. Either that or it was something my grandfather told me when I was young.

    Sorry ladies, this isn't meant to be offensive. It's just something he told me.

    "Find a woman you hate, buy her a house, and get it over with."

    I also remember him telling me at least 1000 times, and that's really not an exaggeration, "don't ever get married."

    Rotti and Yooper, were your wives looking over you shoulders when you posted?:whistle:
     
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    Here is the other side of it (from a woman's point of view), Bret...

    I wonder about Cheaters. Where do the lies end?
     
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    I completely agree with that devilsbrew. Truly sorry if I offended.

    Cheating is what ended it. Just couldn't stay after I found out.
     
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    No offense taken. Lol. I was only sharing my current thoughts. I've currently learned my ex is a bigger dog than I ever imagined. I just wonder, "what was true?" It doesn't matter. I'm moving on and in a good mood.
     
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    For the same reason the bear crossed over the mountain.
     
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    After 41 years of marriage my wife just shakes her head and walks away chuckling when I come up with some gem of wisdom.....................:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    I wonder why alot of wife stereotypes are true :rofl: :lol: I don't do some of them and disagree with them, but........:emb: others match me to a tee.....:picard:
     
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    I wont ask:rofl: :lol:
     
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    I wonder why its only pine that has creosote..and causes chimley fars?:rofl: :lol:
     
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    I wonder why only the "silent" ones truly stink?:rofl: :lol:
     
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