You can lead a woodburner to the logs...

Is she stacked?! (.)(.)

 

12 cord is slacking, 20 cord is lacking.

 

Cant tell you the number of times ive driven by houses this Winter and see smoke billowing out of the chimney and chuckle to myself when i spot a stack or mound of splits, obviously too green as the wood isnt weathered at all. One guy had green logs with a hydro splitter right next to it.
Not the stoves fault, unless theyve invented one that burns water.

 

I think I've mentioned this before on here but where I lived 30 years ago my neighbors would go out in the afternoon and cut that night's firewood off the log pile by the back door. They piled it next to the stove to dry. The house burned a couple years after I moved away.

 

There wouldn't be a downed black locust found in 50 miles, except in OUR stacks!!

Maybe...

 

A neighbor in CT just got a delivery of wood this week; freshly split.

 

If nothing else social media has proved how much misinformation there is out there.

 

Have you no shame E? Ok, I'll admit to the same thought, just don't know how to make the correct pics on the puter.

 

I dont know how he implanted them, uh those, uh, well nevermind. That was his brea, uh, i mean best anecdote in a while!