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Short fat and ugliest only today

Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by Rick Capper, Jan 29, 2023.

  1. Timberdog

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    :doh::picard:
     
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    One of my co-workers told a story about a guy he worked with formerly that we will call "Mr Horndawg"...whenever they were out and about Mr. Horndawg's head was always on a swivel looking at the ladies...one day a bunch of them piled in the car to go get lunch downtown...they come upon someone walking down the sidewalk in the same direction they were traveling...thin, nice long blonde hair blowing in the breeze, tight jeans..."Mr Horndawg" yells out to the guys "look at the azz on her!" as they roll by all gawking...and then they saw it...the beard..."she" was actually a dude!
    He said they never did let that guy live it down! :rofl: :lol:
     
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    No osage went to waste i got ugly small chunks all over the tops of my stacks image.jpg
     
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    They're not ugly, they're beautiful!

    Is that wd 40 your fire starter? :whistle: :rofl: :lol:
     
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    I have no problem with them. Other than stacking and storage.
    Makes for easy loading of the stove and some of those nasty twisted looking things have great burn time.
     
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    Thats another ex GF! :picard: :rofl: :lol:
     
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    and your kitchen too? :D
     
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    Burned a quarter cord of uglies so far this heating season. Work really nice... and my wife likes them too. We have another quarter cord waiting for the Spring shoulder. Then, I fill the ugly box again. Already have some nice candidates!
     
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    I used that to spray the door so it stopped creaking the other morning…ofcourse got a text from the wife later on “whys the woodstove smell weird!?”
     
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    Another X-girlfriend?
    Is it the size of your "cant" hook or ..............................oh never mind!:whistle::rofl: :lol:
     
  12. Timberdog

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    Wow.