Little late to the party here, but I say definitely wear it out in public! In fact, I think you should scrounge for wood while wearing it. Knock knock.....hi, my names brad and I was noticing you had a tree down by the road, and was wondering if you had plans for it or if you’d like some help cleaning it up....all while sportin your new shirt! Can you imagine the looks and responses?
That is funny. One of my favorite "hobbies" is the shock factor...watching peoples reactions when i say or do something usually with the intent of messing with them.