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Why there are more women than men

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  1. Backwoods Savage

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    Do you know why married men die before their wives do? .......Because they want to. :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Well, that sure explains a lot! Men are suicidal or have a death wish. :hair: o_O :faint:Probably from birth! o_O
     
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    This my, my friends, is why we get paid the big bucks.
     
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    That's because they know they will end up getting married. When he says "I do", he next hears what he's gonna hear from that point on in his life................"Oh No You Don't"........................:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Explains why we get married..... suicidal.
     
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    I do this one quite often. Aint hurting nothing as long as your regulators are tight and not leaking
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    Well Of Course! Women balance much better on top rung of a step ladder footed on top of an end table that is sitting on top of a picnic table. Duh.


    I may or may not be speaking from personal experience. :rofl: :lol:
     
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    The one with the wood chipper is the worst!
     
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    Stupidity isn't discriminate of gender.

    I'm sure a little digging on the internet will show a lot of pictures proving this.:handshake:
     
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    I have done 10 0f the 12 pictures...........:thumbs:
     
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    That's for sure. I probably know more stupid women than you know stupid men.

    Did you know insurance companies believe women are safer and don't take near as many risks as men. They even go as far as saying that the older the woman, the safer she is likely to be. This includes drivers. I will say you couldn't prove it by me! (some shouldn't even have drivers licenses or be allowed to drive) I have never been in an accident that was my fault. And of all the accidents I've been in, at least 70% involved other women drivers.

    Now, I can say without a doubt I have done many stupid things over the years, many that could have easily cost me my life. I'm not talking a handful or two. I'm talking dozens of things. :emb: (I'm sure glad no one took pictures) And some were just scary stupid from the git-go! :jaw::bug: Here, hold my beer and watch this! o_O
     
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    Well, I can say that my dad, who has ALS, and limited use of his legs, is a better driver than my mom. Both are 74. The funny thing is that she'll say that she's never had an accident while driving. Cough, cough BS!

    There's the time she ran into dad's car while he was getting the mail from the mailbox and mom was pulling out of the driveway. That was all on her.

    Oh yeah, the several times she went off the road and into trees, yeah those were not accidents:whistle::rofl: :lol:

    She's needs a self driving car.
     
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    It got to a point with my mother I would not ride in the car when she was driving, scared the crap out of me, run red lights, all kinds of stuff, 4 or 5 recks, couldn't get her to stop driving on her own even though I tried
     
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    Yikes!
     
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    There's that three rings of marriage expression. Engagement ring, wedding ring, then the suffering.:zip:
     
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    sometimes times its just easier to use your imagination and get the job done and not worry about how safe it is....:zip:
    I may or may not have seen or done all the things pictured...:startled:

    and lived to tell about it :thumbs:
     
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    A long time ago I stood an extension ladder up in the back of my pickup to paint the gable end of a house. o_O