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  1. LodgedTree

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    You never met my ex-wives. Not only did most of the police force partake in her socialist type congeniality...shall we say as this is a family friendly site, but realized just what kind of personalities they had when they moved on so socially to the next.

    Being from New England, back in the old days we used to burn witches at the stake, but realized with our long winters it was a waste of really good firewood, so the standard operating procedure now is to use skidders and bulldozers. It is faster because we no longer have to wait for the wood to season 3 years.
     
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    I hope everyone knows I am only joking. If anyone should be upset at the burning witch statement it should be me. We had three family members go to trial during the Salem Witch Trials; one put to death, one convicted but never having her punishment administered, and another acquitted.

    As a side note, they were never burned at the stake, the first was buried with stones until they died...3 days later. Because of that the rest were hung.
     
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  3. dall

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    lol i think we scared her off lol
     
  4. LodgedTree

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    Maybe you are right...
     
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  5. LodgedTree

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    I rechecked all my typing and yep, everytime I used a W and not a B so that should not be it. :) Probably busy tackling tankers on that pond she lives on.
     
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  6. scavenger

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    Grew up with boys. Raised boys. Work with boys. Date boys. You boys don't scare me. Was a bit down as Tom Petty died and he was a major force in my life. RIP
     

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  7. Thor

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    R.I.P Tom Petty.
     
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    I am the opposite. The wife is a woman (hey you have to specify these days), all four daughters are girls, all the sheep are girls, the dog is a girl, the pet rabbitt is a girl, even the chickens are girls. I am in the only guy inthis house...well me and the cat, but I don't like cats...
     
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    Hey LodgedTree ....I had two male outdoor cats....my mousers and one ran the other off---a dominance thing I guess----I'd watch myself if I were you!:rofl: :lol:
     
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    There will be no catting around in saybrook twp!

     
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  12. dall

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    Lmao meow
     
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    Hey dall ---you used to bigger pussy cats in your neck of the woods?
     
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    Lmao here we go!
     
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    Lol all sizes some are just wilder than others
     
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    Lol what
     
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    Was waiting for the teeth are optional lol.
     
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    So what you're saying dall is the more wild ones are signed up in the pool league on Tuesdays and Fridays?
     
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    YMCA pool aerobics
     
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    Pussies can't swim----meow!:rofl: :lol:
     
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