In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

No Longer Available WANTED: GOOD MAN

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  1. Mountain Smoke

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    Farmers stack their wood funny IMG_20161211_162347216_HDR.jpg
     
  2. scavenger

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    There's a guy down DexterDay way who has 3000 acres....soybeans on 950 this year...looking for a girl to run the tractor and keep the horses fed....another in wild wonderful West Virginia who sounds like I won't have to do all the work....hummmm....:sherlock:
     
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  3. LodgedTree

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    I'd ask to see a picture of the guys horses first. Probably saw horses just to get a young, pretty woman to take the bait...
     
  4. scavenger

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    I will welcome all the suggestions you guys may offer as devious minds think alike....
     
  5. eatonpcat

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    You can head over here and run my crappy tractor on 10 acres if you want!
     
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  6. yooperdave

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    scavenger I've told you before and I'll tell you again....Be careful!!
     
  7. scavenger

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    Anyone I show interest in has to pass the scrutiny of and earn the thumbs up from the powerful and discerning and authoritative cast of characters collectively referred to as the FHC....they don't know what they're up against....
     
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  8. LodgedTree

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    I resemble this remark...
     
  9. LodgedTree

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    The man will not want to be interviewed by me; I have 4 daughters and every date gets the same line from me, "If she comes back crying or pregnant, I got a shotgun, shovel, and 7000 acres pal..."

    Same line might be spoken to weed out all but the faint of heart for you Scavanger.
     
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  10. scavenger

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    LOL! Afraid the pregnant does no longer apply and as for the crying....I got my BIG GIRL pants on....thanks for the support LodgedTree ....
     
  11. LodgedTree

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    I got your back Scavanger, and if he proves to be a big Paul Bunyon looking dude, I will definitely have your back...that is I will be WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY back!
     
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    Come on down and meet him. I'm having my Bday party June 3rd (Sat). That way neither has to go to each other's place? Come to my house. Just a thought?
     
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  13. eatonpcat

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    Birthday party...
     
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  14. scavenger

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    Met an online eligible bachelor and conversed a bit till he said firewood was a pain in the azz....this coming from a previous Alaskan homesteader .....just to let you know I am still on the hunt approaching 1 year in the making but just as particular....
    Hi all!:headbang:
     
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    Probably had to burn wood or freeze, no other option...I like my backup heat and if I get sick or lazy my life doesn't depend on burning wood...And the beat goes on...Good luck...:)
     
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    Yes! She lives! and at over a year in hot pursuit here are some statistics: I've basically gone out of my way to meet these guys but not all of them....I'll drive to a communal watering hole or coffee house....one guy conveniently left his wallet at home...another too immature at the ripe old age of 58....one talked but didn't want to meet...several have been at a distance....the majority never went to kissing school....another took me out to dinner to help pay for the load of firewood I delivered for his fireplace in his new home (which he is probably sharing with some other gal--more power to her) ...a handful wanted just to go all the way (and I don't mean into the woods).....another worshiped Mary Jane...one had been married 5 times....one reminded me of what it would be like to date my dad...I received several candid photos and asked them if they won a prize....one fell in love with me but couldn't tell me until I said I didn't think we had much in common and we had parted...I've had days when I'm all excited and days when I'd rather have dinner with my chainsaw....yeah went some places and had dinner bought for me but if it's not right I'm not committing....currently a man in New York has my interest and I seem to be his....meanwhile my woodpile needs work and the neighbors need to mind their own business.....in other words nothing new...stay cool:dennis: everyone!
     
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    Sounds like you're proceeding with caution. Good!
     
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    kinda like poison oak or ivy, once bit give it a wide gerth
     
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    Instead of a date
    I went home to this
    But don't we agree
    This is the meaning of bliss? 20170623_190425.jpg
     
  20. BeechNut

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    You into recovering alcoholics with longbeards who are covered in tattoos and got 40+ cords? I got a girlfriend but I'm always looking to upgrade! You could be my cougar/sugar momma. I'm just jaggin ya. I hope you find what your lookin for. I'm a mess!