The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4, in only 3 moves. Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice. Chuck Norris appeared on an episode of celebrity wheel of fortune and was the first to spin the wheel. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris played the card game war with a friend. France surrendered. Chuck Norris won the 1984 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a joker, a get out of jail free monopoly card, a 2 of spades, a 7 of clubs and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Other than the roundhouse belly kicks, Chuck Norris' birth wasn't particularly dramatic, but he did reportedly walk out like a boss...standing straight up.
For some men the left testicle is larger than the other one, for Chuck Norris both testicles are larger than the other one. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door