Discussion in 'Everything Else (off topic)' started by Felter, Mar 8, 2017.
I love Chuck Norris jokes. I don't know why.
They had a calendar of those jokes around work last year.
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The boogie man checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before he goes to sleep.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world away.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a King Cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. - Expendables
Chuck Norris was asked to play the part of the shark in "Jaws". Turned it down, he doesn't do chic-flicks.
I'll see myself out ....
Chuck Norris stopped by angry as heck, wanted his firewood back. He told me to kiss my Ash goodbye.
Stop throwing the rotten tomatoes already!!
chuck norris isn't real, if he was real he would be here, right now, and slamming my head into my keyboa sdljdshiuij;dfs fofsD lksa;dfj fl;nm./ypuiasdfnm,.
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